7th annual musicians' clusterfuck: PORN JAM!

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Hands down, ... one of the funnest shows of 2008!

Great people, great tunes, cant wait to see some pics!!! (and to hear how the charity/door did, musta been a good amount)

Tons of thanks to Pondscum for all the coordinating!!
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That kicked tons of ass!!! Good times indeed. The performances were well above par this year!
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Yep yep! Killer time. Twas awesome meeting some peeps I had not met before! :cheers:
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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skipp666 wrote:Yep yep! Killer time. Twas awesome meeting some peeps I had not met before! :cheers:
what. the. hell? I did not see you. :(
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woooowwww! what a fun night!! good times indeed
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Wait, what? You was there? Damn it woman, I was looking forward to getting you that drink too. :swear::dsmoke:

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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Drew wrote:True dat, just bustin yer balz.

I would LOVE to hear anyone do a JN song!! We almost did a Braindead song a few years back and had plans to dress up and everything, but dint think Clarky would appreciate the efforts.
Why would I care?

Seeing you in a fat suit would be enough for me.

Or are you more worried about other members of the band, not appreciating your efforts. lol ;)
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Ha! A little of both ... ;)

We thought it would be hilarious but weren't sure some BD members would be into it. I was gonna wear a beard/"fat suit" (hey you said it), Frank was gonna don a blonde wig and be Hodge, DJ was gonna temporary tattoo "DJ" on his stomach, Stump would go shirtless, etc, etc.... (maybe next year as a retro-tribute)

Missed you there, it was a really, really fun show.
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Thanks to everyone who showed up, that show totally surpassed any expectations I had! I guess moving it downtown from Kenmore was a good idea after all.

We made $1700 split down the middle for PAWS and NW Harvest. Substantially more than we have in years past.

The amazing part was that even though it was so packed you could barely get through the crowd, the show flow went relatively smoothly. It's not easy to get that many people on and off stage. Thanks to Spot, Hodgy, Stefan and Litsa for helping out with stage management. It was a huge help.

On a side note, I had one of the best moments of my rock and roll life getting to play a New American Shame tune with Johnny Jam. I loved that band!

Thanks again to everyone who came out and helped out. We'll see what we can do to top it next year!
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Good times indeed . My gf took tons of pics. Ill put em up somewhere when the time comes . Good to see a lot you and thanks to Chris for making this happen. Always a blast playing with the JU and Hodgy and Co.
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PnDsCm wrote:Thanks to everyone who showed up, that show totally surpassed any expectations I had! I guess moving it downtown from Kenmore was a good idea after all.

We made $1700 split down the middle for PAWS and NW Harvest. Substantially more than we have in years past.

The amazing part was that even though it was so packed you could barely get through the crowd, the show flow went relatively smoothly. It's not easy to get that many people on and off stage. Thanks to Spot, Hodgy, Stefan and Litsa for helping out with stage management. It was a huge help.

On a side note, I had one of the best moments of my rock and roll life getting to play a New American Shame tune with Johnny Jam. I loved that band!

Thanks again to everyone who came out and helped out. We'll see what we can do to top it next year!
That's awesome, Chris!!!! :cheers:
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PnDsCm wrote:Thanks to everyone who showed up, that show totally surpassed any expectations I had! I guess moving it downtown from Kenmore was a good idea after all.

We made $1700 split down the middle for PAWS and NW Harvest. Substantially more than we have in years past.

The amazing part was that even though it was so packed you could barely get through the crowd, the show flow went relatively smoothly. It's not easy to get that many people on and off stage. Thanks to Spot, Hodgy, Stefan and Litsa for helping out with stage management. It was a huge help.

On a side note, I had one of the best moments of my rock and roll life getting to play a New American Shame tune with Johnny Jam. I loved that band!

Thanks again to everyone who came out and helped out. We'll see what we can do to top it next year!

That IS badass!!!

Man, yeah... that was one HELL of an awesome night! I already can't wait for next year! :cheers:
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Heeeeeeeeeey, if its after October 26 I'll be able to make it :D
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Drew wrote:Ha! A little of both ... ;)

We thought it would be hilarious but weren't sure some BD members would be into it. I was gonna wear a beard/"fat suit" (hey you said it), Frank was gonna don a blonde wig and be Hodge, DJ was gonna temporary tattoo "DJ" on his stomach, Stump would go shirtless, etc, etc.... (maybe next year as a retro-tribute)

Missed you there, it was a really, really fun show.
You asked me a long time ago, I personally, think it would be a great honor to have you guys do it!!! :D
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PnDsCm wrote:Thanks to everyone who showed up, that show totally surpassed any expectations I had! I guess moving it downtown from Kenmore was a good idea after all.

We made $1700 split down the middle for PAWS and NW Harvest. Substantially more than we have in years past.

The amazing part was that even though it was so packed you could barely get through the crowd, the show flow went relatively smoothly. It's not easy to get that many people on and off stage. Thanks to Spot, Hodgy, Stefan and Litsa for helping out with stage management. It was a huge help.

On a side note, I had one of the best moments of my rock and roll life getting to play a New American Shame tune with Johnny Jam. I loved that band!

Thanks again to everyone who came out and helped out. We'll see what we can do to top it next year!
Keep me informed, one year I will be there!!! :D
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Just uploaded some pics on my myspace. Ill put more later.


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link?
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Drew wrote:link?
Read his sig. ;)
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Since we moved to this board ... I've had em turned OFF!!!

(guess I'll walk on the darkside for a bit)
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Well, I got one video done. The audio is totally overloaded, but who cares. I'll try to get more done next week while I'm working nights and bored out of my mind.

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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bleez wrote:Well, I got one video done. The audio is totally overloaded, but who cares. I'll try to get more done next week while I'm working nights and bored out of my mind.

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bleez wrote:Well, I got one video done. The audio is totally overloaded, but who cares. I'll try to get more done next week while I'm working nights and bored out of my mind.

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dude! that was awesome! and that song was my favorite of the evening. love the credits. :D
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57 beers and 26 shots of Crown do not go well with trying to play a Mikkey Dee drum part on a drumset half the size of mine.... Just sayin'.....:)
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dbl bass drummer wrote:57 beers and 26 shots of Crown do not go well with trying to play a Mikkey Dee drum part on a drumset half the size of mine.... Just sayin'.....:)
But it DOES make for an entertaining conversation about turning 80. :D
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