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This thread isn't just about me, just helping promote both my band and others here...

First, my main sqeeze Nihilistic Terrorist has our first headlining gig coming up, would be happy as shit if some of you, or hell, all of you made it. That info is found here....
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We just got our tracks from our douchey cock sucker "producer" last weekend. We recorded the tunes in July of 08 and are NOW getting to mix them, so hopefully the demo will be done by this show... and if you have seen us, we're working to have a new tune for this show.

After you get your metal fix there, we'd like to get to drink'n and thrash'n with this gem of a show...
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Then when you've been all metaled out, in Febuary you must join in some EXTREME brutal times with this....
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If you dig the flyers, let me know if you want one made of your upcoming show. I'm having mucho fun doing these so any and all welcome.


Lastly if you're still reading this... I have been involved with Nekro Morphosis for sometime now. You can check some rough demo takes on our myspace [http://www.myspace.com/nekromorphosis], just waiting on our bassist to finish with his shit then I'll go in and re-record the drums [those are temp for our bassist to go off of]. Anyways, hope ya injoy, 2009 is shaping to be a brutal as fuck year!
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F-Yeah, my metal bro!!

Hopefully you can fit time in to your busy schedule for another drunken run straight into the heart of darkness to the Yella Beak - the fire pit awaits !!

The bridge in Black Diamond is open again!!

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Nice 2MB .png

If that doesn't get 'em rolling thru the door, nothing will!
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is drown mary on that first flyer?
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PnDsCm wrote:Nice 2MB .png

If that doesn't get 'em rolling thru the door, nothing will!

Yeah, really. Save those fuckers as .jpgs for use on the web. Your PNGs are way too huge!
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I will be seeing you Jan 11th cuz if I didn't the Draygen will kick my ass since I missed the show at the Josephine for Porn Jam!

If only infernal legion was on this bill, that would make my night complete!
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Chris Slack wrote:Yeah, really. Save those fuckers as .jpgs for use on the web. Your PNGs are way too huge!
K, I just was to lazy to export it as any other file. Plus, my blind ass was able to see the flyer, where as with all others I have to squint.
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It's not pixel size dude... It's file size. If anyone is on dial up they left this post after about 30 seconds of not being able to see shit...
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Anyone that still has dial up must still have rabbit ears for their TV. :D
PnDsCm wrote:It's not pixel size dude... It's file size. If anyone is on dial up they left this post after about 30 seconds of not being able to see shit...
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

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Hey now! I get my TV off air!
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BWHAHAH!
Well get it while you can or it will truely be off the air. Are you one of those "confused" people that I see in the commercials for the switch? :D

I get so sick of seeing that shit. Do you have cable? No. Then get a god damn converter! BLAH! :dsmoke:
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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I got the digital box.. It's pretty cool actually. Cable quality off the air, and most of the local stations run multiple channels of crap. I love kiro's 7.2 channel that runs nothing but 70s reruns. Quincy, Rockford Files, A-Team, all that crazy shit!
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ophidian wrote:F-Yeah, my metal bro!!

Hopefully you can fit time in to your busy schedule for another drunken run straight into the heart of darkness to the Yella Beak - the fire pit awaits !!

The bridge in Black Diamond is open again!!

:skull:phidian
I'm not so busy, I'll be back up there fuck'n soon as possible to rip that shit up again, some Priest is in order here. Hope your fuck'n ass is staying out of trouble while I'm away!
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Ooohhh hell yeah!
Rockford, A-Team! :metalhead

By the way Andy,
Your png files are cutting into my porn downloads!
PnDsCm wrote:I got the digital box.. It's pretty cool actually. Cable quality off the air, and most of the local stations run multiple channels of crap. I love kiro's 7.2 channel that runs nothing but 70s reruns. Quincy, Rockford Files, A-Team, all that crazy shit!
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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skipp666 wrote:Anyone that still has dial up must still have rabbit ears for their TV. :D
Truth be told 40 percent of USA Internet users are still on dial-up. Bandwidth caps are also the rage now for broadband providers and it all adds up.
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Oh I know. Just baffles the (small) mind. :dsmoke:
Chris Slack wrote:Truth be told 40 percent of USA Internet users are still on dial-up. Bandwidth caps are also the rage now for broadband providers and it all adds up.
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

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dying to see wrote:I'm not so busy, I'll be back up there fuck'n soon as possible to rip that shit up again, some Priest is in order here. Hope your fuck'n ass is staying out of trouble while I'm away!

Living the dream, my metal bro' - And theres nothing like heading through Black Diamond into the heart of darkness going 65mph, cranking Priest- straight into Enumclaw for a kick ass night of booze, rock n roll and country bitches.

"A little bit of whiskey, and a little pinch of chew...."

See you on the next run out there !!

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dying to see wrote:I'll be back up there fuck'n soon as possible to rip that shit up again, Hope your fuck'n ass is staying out of trouble while I'm away!
Ok, Andy...............

I need to call it - that comment is just absolutely gay - seriously, and here on the forum.

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eh, what are ya gonna do ophi? I'm not the shiny thing in my shiny thingy box. :D ha ha
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You two should get a room.
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dying to see wrote:eh, what are ya gonna do ophi? I'm not the shiny thing in my shiny thingy box. :D ha ha

That's a vibrating clit thrasher I use on bitches when I am drilling their ass - sorry I left it out. I'm all about getting them off normally while totally destroying their colons. And, NO! You can't have it !

Now let's get back out to the Yella Beak and rock that place The universe is talking to us, and we need to listen. The kids are not dressing up as Ophidian for Halloween anymore. He is a white dwarf, entering a black hole - it's physics, and inevitable. You want the goodies, a G5 airplane and lots of money, PLAYA' !! PLAYA!!

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ophidian wrote:
She had them apple bottom jeans, the boots with fur....
The whole club was looking at her... she hit the flo, next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low low.

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And Lee said I should get a room with the Oph? I think the two John's need to do some sing'n together in their own way....
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Andy, you were supposed to get your tight little ass down to Finnegan's Irish Pub in Renton tonight for a few shots of Wild Turkey and some Ophidian madness, you little slut.

See you at the Yella Beak next Friday bitch - and don't deny me, the man ass you promised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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skipp666 wrote:Anyone that still has dial up must still have rabbit ears for their TV. :D
I remember years ago when 14.4 modems were the new thing and I was mocked for my 2400 baud modem - online even , but it was called a BBS instead of a website. My, how times have changed.
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