The Bible, Translated Into LOLCat

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The Bible, Translated Into LOLCat

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I've seen this before and it's still awesome! I can't believe the whole silly thing was translated like that. That would have to be a serious labor of love.
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HAHAHA!

Skipper, where's my eyeliner? :D
I made the Devil do it.
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OMFG! ROFLAOABCDEFG!!!

*Jump's in Jesus' hotrod*

Be there in a few with a case toots! :D
Evil Red wrote:HAHAHA!

Skipper, where's my eyeliner? :D
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Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

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I'm a bit shocked that I've never seen this language (??) printed anywhere before except on the photos of cats. I was even more suprised that I had no problem at all speaking and understanding it.
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Heeeehe!!!!
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I gotta say, I've actually read the bible, and this mumbo jumbo makes more since than the real thing... I'll accept a ceiling cat, over two tries of insest and people living to be 900 years old.
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This was a wonderful idea. I'm sure the religious freaks will jump their shit soon, but it's still awesome.
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Awesome:

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Lode wrote:This was a wonderful idea. I'm sure the religious freaks will jump their shit soon, but it's still awesome.
I'm Catholic and still got a kick out of this! :D
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Blake NWR wrote:I'm Catholic and still got a kick out of this! :D
Yeah, but you're not a freak. :D
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