Best Music Video Ever!!!
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Best Music Video Ever!!!
Welp the world wide video premier of Cum Coated Colon was last night and went off with success! Fives of people gathered around their computers and witnessed the first assault on the video medium by Anal Judicator!
The reviews are pouring in and the video has already be rated “the best piece of film or video I have ever seen” and last night I also overheard “the most insane, radical, gnarly thing I have ever felt… I say felt because you can only really “feel” a video of this magnitude!”
You probably are not ready, but here it is anyway…
For your viewing pleasure:
Cum Coated Colon
The reviews are pouring in and the video has already be rated “the best piece of film or video I have ever seen” and last night I also overheard “the most insane, radical, gnarly thing I have ever felt… I say felt because you can only really “feel” a video of this magnitude!”
You probably are not ready, but here it is anyway…
For your viewing pleasure:
Cum Coated Colon
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Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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HAHAHA!
Adremelech wrote:I resisted showing any emotion until the chicks ass got smacked with the gavel. Then I PUMPED MY FIST IN THE AIR and said FUCK YEAH!
Poof
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
That was way more amazing than the Pop-Rocks and Coke Coated Colon video I watched yesterday.
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or perhaps... the bored?
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Adremelech wrote:I resisted showing any emotion until the chicks ass got smacked with the gavel. Then I PUMPED MY FIST IN THE AIR and said FUCK YEAH!
Poof
During the making of it I repeatedly called my mom and told her to SHUT UP! THIS IS NOT YOUR GRAMPA’S MUSIC VIDEO! She had no idea what I as talking about which only fueled me more. I must have tipped over the coffee table like 11 times during the making.
soundguy wrote:Best use of repurposed footage EVAR
Yes, certain parts were filmed by the great Marshall Stack. I will let you guess which ones…
Sister Khaos wrote:I go away for a little and you are the board now.
or perhaps... the bored?
When was I NOT the board? This is my kingdom and these are my people. It is pretty much just my loyal followers as of now, but we will build up again. We head to the north for the winter to re-build. This city is a big piece of dog crap just waiting to be stepped in. Mark my words we will be on top again! And you were right the first time, it is “board” as in “stiff as a board” if you know what I mean.
Speaking of… Check this shit out:
So on the 18th is when I “released” this video to here and myspace, it at that time had like 180 views.
The next day it had like 300 something views and then it was on that metalsux.com
6 hours later that same day I checked it and it had 100 new veiews and I was pretty stoked, that was at 11pm.
Then 3 hours later I looked and I swear 1,000 MORE views!! Went from like 400 to 1400 views in 3 hours.
Now there are currently 4,993 views and it has been 5 days, that is almost 1,000 views per day!! That is pretty fuckin amazing to me!! I imagine it has peaked, unless any of you know of anywhere else to submit it.
Welp I am off to create more awesome and extremely popular art!! Signing off!!
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hahahah I guess this video was too awesome and too contreversial for GAYtube.... They remvoed it!!
Too shocking for the internet!!! Where can this video be played?? wow. Well I hope you all enjoyed it, I am looking for a place to host it now I guess. Fuck! Total bullshit, cause I can't find anythign in their little faggot rules that says it can't be there... other than it's shocking. Fuck off, I have been getting nothing but positive responses, even one guy said he watched it in a room of people and everyone was crying laughing. Fuckin right wing bullshit. It was kicking ass and some fuck had to shut it down, cause can't create shit.
Too shocking for the internet!!! Where can this video be played?? wow. Well I hope you all enjoyed it, I am looking for a place to host it now I guess. Fuck! Total bullshit, cause I can't find anythign in their little faggot rules that says it can't be there... other than it's shocking. Fuck off, I have been getting nothing but positive responses, even one guy said he watched it in a room of people and everyone was crying laughing. Fuckin right wing bullshit. It was kicking ass and some fuck had to shut it down, cause can't create shit.
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i am so fuckin upset that it was removed. Waht a bunch of god damn shit.
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haha well i was able to upload it to
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80830169/
it's funny, hardly anyone there likes it, keep seeing the word"retarded"... I am guessing not big metal fans to begin with. Oh well I got a place for the people who want to see it to see it. It is a little less quality wise compared to youtube, but fuck what can I do... I am an outlaw artist living on the fringe of society.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80830169/
it's funny, hardly anyone there likes it, keep seeing the word"retarded"... I am guessing not big metal fans to begin with. Oh well I got a place for the people who want to see it to see it. It is a little less quality wise compared to youtube, but fuck what can I do... I am an outlaw artist living on the fringe of society.
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I think I see what you are saying... find 5 Olympic gold medalitst, kill them all in the same fashion, video tape the whole thing and put it on Youtube. I bet I WOULD get a bunch of views for that. Good idea.soundguy wrote:Infamy is better than fame. Name 5 Olymic gold medalists off the top of your head. Now name 5 serial killers. Which was easier?
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