Tiger Woods the new Micheal Jackson

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Tiger Woods the new Micheal Jackson

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:23 am

So The Machine’s Great Distraction has kicked the bucket, and in comes the new one. I can’t even imagine what crazy shit was passed through during that fag’s funeral, but I am sure there were some doozeys! But that well has run dry for them, and OJ is played out, so here comes Tiger! He has the formula that met their requirements; 1. he’s light skinned black guy where you don’t really know what the fuck he is, and 2. there has to be some sort of crazy sexual scandal, preferably with someone white.


I mean seriously, a golfer?? Have any of you, or do you even know anyone that has ever watched a full golf game?? Anyone? Even if you have, do you really give a fuck what he does in his personal life? Jesus this is so fuckin dumb. I can’t believe how hard this is being pushed too. I never knew golfing was THIS big.. wow! Golf! Wow what a celebrity! They must be sending troops somewhere or passing some crazy bill. I refuse to believe that anyone gives a shit about golf or Tiger fuckin woods.
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Post by -deathboy- » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:27 am

i worship golf.
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Post by Project Undead Vish » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:49 pm

Golf makes my shaft rise.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:38 am

yes, I know that there are many people that PLAY golf and "love" it. Got that.

Have any of you actually sat and watched an entire tourny? And no, falling asleep half way through does not count. I know a group of dudes that are sports everything, every sport, everything and even they can't make it through a full game.


Even if you say you have done it, none of us will believe you. No one watches that shit.
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Post by -deathboy- » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:39 am

i've never made it all the way through a men's game, but i have watched an entire lpga game! and here's why:
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Post by Blake NWR » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:54 am

-deathboy- wrote:i've never made it all the way through a men's game, but i have watched an entire lpga game! and here's why:
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NIIIIIIIICE! :cheers:
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Post by -deathboy- » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:13 am

little bastards broke my link.
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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:13 am

-deathboy- wrote:i've never made it all the way through a men's game, but i have watched an entire lpga game! and here's why:
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well if that is the criteria then i am a fan of taylor swift, sleep country and ab-flex comercials, iCarley, figure skating, gymnastics etc...


I mean come on. You are a fan of pussy not golf. You proved my point even further that no one has ever made it through a full game, so why the fuck is he so famous?

Anyone? It's not even a sport, it's a game. It's really really gay. It's golf.
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