Renegade artist strikes again!

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LIVE FO RETSINIM
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Renegade artist strikes again!

Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:42 am

So this Sunday there is a V-day show at studio 7 where your leader, yours truely will be displaying my glorious art. It will be the most amazing display of visual stimulation you could ever experience, and I think there are some bands playing there or something too. Come see your master's work, purchase something, and worship me in person.



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Post by Jonathan » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:34 am

Uh, you create art? Do you paint? Draw? Sculpt? How do I not know this?

I've been asking my friends who are artists to whip me up something for my place. So, whip me up something for my place and I'll get you drunk...
Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat, bitch.

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Post by LIVE FO RETSINIM » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:44 am

Jonathan wrote:Uh, you create art? Do you paint? Draw? Sculpt? How do I not know this?

I've been asking my friends who are artists to whip me up something for my place. So, whip me up something for my place and I'll get you drunk...
Do I create art? You, are asking ME, if I create art? I am only like the artiest fuckin art guy that ever arted here in the NW... maybe even the whole USA.

I paint
I draw
I sculp
I photog
I do installations
I make audio
I make video
Just last week I took a crap in my hand and smashed it into my pc keyboard... fuckin put it in a museum. I create magic that tingles your senses, delves into your mind's eye, shocks and revoltes you, yet makes you think, and if your not careful can drive you into utter insanity.


Now I have seen the layout of your place, and I would reccoment moving those shelves along that bare wall on the left when you walk in, about 4 feet into the center of the room. Then we use black spray paint to create 5 horizontal lines across that white wall to represent a music staff. Using our heads, we will proceed to smash holes into the wall where we would want the notes to be placed on the staff. Now we finish up the stems on the notes etc.. make it look pretty. Then record the tune on a keyboard, burn a CD of it, and install speakers inside all of the holes we previously created from which that tune will play over and over and over and over in your apartment until the end of time. Now THAT is fuckin art.

Let's get started.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]

[b]JJGC [/b] [SIZE="6"]4[/SIZE] [b]LIFE[/b]

Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.



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