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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:24 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
bump.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:33 pm
by Adremelech
A "BEST OF" forum needs to be created for threads like this to be immortalized. There have been a few threads like this over the last few years that deserve to be on it.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:02 pm
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!!!!



Who has not ONE friend in which to confide...Who's asshole's dimensions are a foot and a half deep by 10 inches wide????

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:04 pm
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


After a night of rough sex, his anus is left all red, chapped and swollen, with his ass in the air, he proudly displays his cum coated colon.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:40 pm
by dr coathanger
Ryan!

Who's goal in life is to take 10 inches,
shoot a load on his face and he never flinches?

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:08 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
Bump.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:15 pm
by Adremelech
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:cum coated colon.
That sounds like the name of a Vulgarizer song...

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:59 pm
by dr coathanger
Who was born with a double x chromosome,
who masturbates when he watches 'Home Alone' ?

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:57 pm
by skipp666
Slurping on sperm and loving the pole. Whose sister had a tite little hole!

Smoking on pole and chugging some load. Then screams out GOD MY BUTT HURTS!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:01 pm
by Jef
RYAN!

who will try to kiss your ass,after licking his fat mamas gash?

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:50 pm
by Adremelech
Who went to the hospital and when they checked 'em,
They found 30 gerbils in his rectum?



...Sorry, I couldn't resist posting another one...

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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:22 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!!


Who’s pussy hurts from time to time?? Who likes his sperm with a twist of lime??? Who's underpants are filled with grime?? Who's perverted thoughts should be a crime?? Who will lick your butt for less than a dime?? Who doesn't post on this thread because he cannot rhyme???

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:01 am
by skipp666
Dickface!

Who's a little fruity in the booty and has a mouth that's dripping with cum like some filthy bum?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:34 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan!!

Who's a cocksniffer and takes it up his shitter? Who's a fucking tard who loves to eat cocks that are rock hard? Who's a geek that loves the taste of man meat?

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:26 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
Bump.

I will never let this thread die and every time Ryan tries to post something I will bump this up. So fuck you Ryan. You are the world's biggest faggot.

hehe.

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:28 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
bump.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:12 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan!!

Who gets his kicks from sucking dicks?

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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:25 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
Ryan!!!

Who grins from ear to ear while getting poked in the rear?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:32 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan!!

Who awaits on his knees at glory holes, with his mouth wide open and so willing to please?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:33 pm
by Adremelech
RYAN!

He likes it in the pooper, but what he likes best: When you squat over him and shit on his chest.

Who'm I talkin' 'bout?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:35 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan!!

Who spreads his ass nice and wide to let cocks slip inside?

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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:39 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
Ryan!!!


Who likes to drink sperm by the glass? Who, for 2 dollars, would pimp out his ass?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:42 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan!!

Who's always belching when he's all done feltching?

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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:45 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
Ryan!!!


Who lacks IQ yet seems quick to judge. Who works at Brown and Haley's just to pack fudge?

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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:58 pm
by Broken_Glass_Lotion
Ryan!!!

Who masturbates in his own socks? Who's penis could fit through most door locks?