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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:31 pm
by dr coathanger
Ryan!
Who's that former heathen that always took it in the rear end?
He found God, but even Jesus wouldn't want him as a friend...
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:31 pm
by Kimberly
RYAN!!
Who all of a sudden has found God, up his ass he loves to take rods...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:41 pm
by Kimberly
Ryan!!
It's summertime and I'm feelin' fine, Ryan loves cock rammed up his behind...
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm
by Lode
Who's 5 personalities are so boring and uncool
that he had to make a new one called "GivemeyourSkull"
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:54 am
by Kimberly
RYAN!!
I'm drunk as fuck... but still smart enough to know that Ryan sucks!!
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:25 pm
by PixieMeat
uh who the hell IS Ryan?
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:09 pm
by skipp666
The biggest faggot on the board.
http://www.mortado.com/forum/member.php?u=2883
PixieMeat wrote:uh who the hell IS Ryan?
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:27 am
by PixieMeat
haha oh... guess I missed that memo. :P
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:53 am
by MaggotExistence
haha!
Who it is thats quite the putz, and listens to Cyndi Lopper while licking man nuts?
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:15 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan!!!
Who didn't go to DeathFest because he sucks?? Who couldn't get laid even if he had a million bucks????
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:18 pm
by MaggotExistence
LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Ryan!!!
Who didn't go to DeathFest because he sucks?? Who couldn't get laid even if he had a million bucks????
Ryan!!
While drunk in the back, deathfest was packed, I had more than a six pack! but who WASN'T there, sitting at home, rubbing his withered ball SAC!?
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:03 pm
by Adremelech
The Shitcoc...I mean Ryan.
Who, from all the way in China... can still smell his mother's stanky vagina?
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:09 pm
by Bloodiah
RYAN!
Who only loves Metal, not hard rock, but gets on his knees to grapple the cock?
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:09 pm
by Adremelech
Ryan!
Who goes to the gay bar to get plastered, screaming "pump my rump you backdoor bastards!"
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:13 pm
by Bloodiah
Ryan!
Who can't add, subtract, or write a list, but always likes to take the fist?
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:04 pm
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Ryan
Who could it be? His brain is like a pea; his mind is soggy, grey and mushed. Cause when he was born, his mother's to scorn, fore she pulled when she should have pushed.
Thank you, thank you.........
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:48 am
by MaggotExistence
Ryan
Who masturbates to pictures Keefer Southerland, his penis wants to know how to find another man
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:14 am
by Kimberly
Ryan!!
Who thinks that he has the greatest luck, when he finds a man to fuck his butt?
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:07 am
by skipp666
Ryan!
Who's the sperm burping gutter slut that takes it in the butt? A ten man anal gang bang aint nothing for this fag!
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:03 pm
by Project Undead Vish
this thread is fucking immortal.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:08 pm
by Bloodiah
Ryan!
Who complains and cries, then runs and hides, likes man ass, all jokes aside, sure he's queer and not adored, just ask his "friends"* on that other board...
*by friends of course, I mean all the guys who fuck him!
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:51 pm
by Adremelech
RYAN!
Who brags on the forum about all his fans, while his mom gives rimjobs to all the mexi-cans?
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:28 pm
by Kimberly
RYAN!!
Who's mom's cunt oozes cottage cheese, but it doesn't matter as he'll still lap her twat and try to please...
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:58 pm
by Adremelech
Kimberly wrote:RYAN!!
Who's mom's cunt oozes cottage cheese, but it doesn't matter as he'll still lap her twat and try to please...
Ryan!
Who's mom's fatter than any whale washed up on the beach? Who's a cum guzzlin' penis leech?
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:39 am
by Kimberly
RYAN!!
Up his ass he'll put gerbil and mice, if you check his crotch he's got pubic lice...