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This one is short and sweet...

RYAN!!
The only carpet Ryan's seen is the one he cleans with a vacuum machine

Ryan
He’s the Biggest Fag
And like a bitch on the rag
He wines and cries,
Tears flowing from both eyes,
Because no one wants to be his friend.

Ryan started a new profile,
Turned over a new leaf,
Then spread out his butt cheeks
And let out a big queef
His boyfriend said: “oh stop that you silly”
Then pulled down his pants and stuck in his big willy
Ryan moaned and groaned
And then came in his hand
Later he and his boyfriend shared a sandwich
Made of peanut butter, sperm and jam.

Fag, fag, cock, balls!
He's the one who likes them all!

Choke, choke! Coke, coke!
Snort it up! The pole he'll smoke!

BEEECOCK!!!
Love's the beef cock!

Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Feed that bitch, Ryan's on the dock!

*Ok, I'm drunk and just typing stoopid shit *

*Drum solo*

With a mouth so packed full of cum,
he looks like he's got rabies.
He's got even less friends than a bum,
well... if you don't include his scabies.

Just one look at this flaming douche,
and you will know his gayness.
As he stands there rocking out to Bush,
with his finger in his anus.

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Ryan started a new profile,
Turned over a new leaf,
Then spread out his butt cheeks
And let out a big queef
His boyfriend said: “oh stop that you silly”
Then pulled down his pants and stuck in his big willy
Ryan moaned and groaned
And then came in his hand
Later he and his boyfriend shared a sandwich
Made of peanut butter, sperm and jam.

You should frame this and hang it on your wall. That is some sick wit you have there.

Time to liven this thread back up...

Who whines like a girl, and is hung like a squirrel?

RYAN!

Who's momma, the seahag... enjoys a good teabag?

RYAN

Who fingers himself in the "stink", while listening to N'SYNC?

Ryan Ryan quite contrary,
Everyone knows he’s a fucking fairy,
When he’s licking men’s asses
His goatee tickles their balls,
He wishes Lance Bass would return his phone calls.







There’s a topical one for ya!

Who has to sit when he takes a pee? Who owns every Backstreet Boys CD?

Ryan!!!

who sticks his thumb in his bum,cuz it makes him cum?

RYAN!

Who strips down naked Lance Bass, and sucks the peanuts out his ass?

this thread used to have 5 stars... wtf?!?!

Project Undead Vish wrote:this thread used to have 5 stars... wtf?!?!

Other people came along and gave it a lower rating...

Chris Slack wrote:Other people came along and gave it a lower rating...

How many of them inhabit the same body?

All of them.

Blonde leading the blonde wrote:How many of them inhabit the same body?

Ryan!!!!

His butt hole is big and wide, his dildo long and stout
And if you take it from him, he’s sure to whine and pout,
He’d like to meet a nice girl, one that won’t turn and flee
But he is ugly, poor, and stupid, and his clothes all reek of pee.

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Ryan!!!!

His butt hole is big and wide, his dildo long and stout
And if you take it from him, he’s sure to whine and pout,
He’d like to meet a nice girl, one that won’t turn and flee
But he is ugly, poor, and stupid, and his clothes all reek of pee.

you are the greatest poet ever!

Chris Slack wrote:Other people came along and gave it a lower rating...

yeah, i figured that, it sucks that it was all the same person though...

Project Undead Vish wrote:you are the greatest poet ever!

ha ha, here is a little rap I whipped up this evening. Let me know what you think.


RYAN

Who could be IT??
He’s got a PEANUT sized BRAIN
Some say he’s INSANE for the dick and BALLS
In his Hanes a drip FALLS
Cum coats the inside of his butt hole WALLS
Mentally he CRAWLS as we WALK
Give him a line and he’ll snort if off your COCK
Pimples and boils cover his face and NECK
HECK, if given the choice I’d rather look like Bloody or SHREK
He’s got a SPECK of genitals in his PANTS
You can tell that from all his posts and his RANTS
He’s a pussy with a keyboard and MOUSE
Sitting in the basement of his mother’s HOUSE
All day looking at gay PORN,
he’s TORN
Should he stick a dildo in his ass for a WHILE?
Or spend his time making a new PROFILE?
Both options his mind will FLIRT
All night long while he’s vacuuming up DIRT
A temp JOB, cleaning up after some SLOB
Someday maybe promoted to polishing door KNOBs
Girls usually like guys that are successful, have personality and are BOLD,
This guy is a loser, no talent and a virgin at 30 years OLD.

LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:ha ha, here is a little rap I whipped up this evening. Let me know what you think.


RYAN

Who could be IT??
He’s got a PEANUT sized BRAIN
Some say he’s INSANE for the dick and BALLS
In his Hanes a drip FALLS
Cum coats the inside of his butt hole WALLS
Mentally he CRAWLS as we WALK
Give him a line and he’ll snort if off your COCK
Pimples and boils cover his face and NECK
HECK, if given the choice I’d rather look like Bloody or SHREK
He’s got a SPECK of genitals in his PANTS
You can tell that from all his posts and his RANTS
He’s a pussy with a keyboard and MOUSE
Sitting in the basement of his mother’s HOUSE
All day looking at gay PORN,
he’s TORN
Should he stick a dildo in his ass for a WHILE?
Or spend his time making a new PROFILE?
Both options his mind will FLIRT
All night long while he’s vacuuming up DIRT
A temp JOB, cleaning up after some SLOB
Someday maybe promoted to polishing door KNOBs
Girls usually like guys that are successful, have personality and are BOLD,
This guy is a loser, no talent and a virgin at 30 years OLD.

somebody give this man a recording contract!

(Because he is too pussy to go to any shows)



He’s a cock gobbler; he’ll suck up all your dick slobber,
Some call him Turd Burglar; some call him Shit Robber,
On the Ladder of Life he’s below the bottom rung
He dips his toast in milk so the crust won’t hurt his tongue,
He’s a pussy,
a faggot and a sissy
Or down on Aurora they call him Miss Prissy,
Fuckin’ all day long with his pussy in the back
Don’t touch the front or you’ll feel a nut sack,
He’s a tranny,
a fruit,
a fairy,
His dad was the first to pop his butt cherry
He’s the queen of the ball sitting behind his screen,
But he’s the biggest faggot that no one has ever seen.

A room full of naked gay men
is ryan’s heaven,
From now on he’ll be at Studio Six,
because he’s banned from Seven,
His mind is like an insect,
In a Mason jar with no holes,
His rectum is like Freddy Kruger
Filled with many souls.
He is feeling the affect now
Of all the shit he started,
His underwear is filled with cum,
Because he farted.
Man after man
Squirting in his rear end
His common sense is nonexistent
Just like his “lawyer friend”
He is so fucking stupid
You know he’ll never learn
He’s the pinnacle of all losers
He’ll always crash and burn.

He is a little shit eater
Everyone knows it’s true,
Just take a shit on the carpet,
And he’ll gobble up your poo.
First he unhinges his jaw
And wraps his lips around the mess,
He licks and sucks until it’s gone,
And your carpets are left spotless
He cleans all carpets, any style, any room,
His name is Ryan Shit Eater,
AKA the Human Vacuum.