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Born in a Casket wrote:hahahahahaha. i've seen worse tho, there was this chick in a magazine i was reading who had 16 kids and was preggers with another and they were all younger than me. :confused::confused::confused:

she was like... we just let god decide, and we decided god must have a sense of humor.

which i can't completely disagree with... cuz I was laughin pretty damn hard.

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Gross. That's easy for God to say, he (or she) is exempt from welfare taxes.:chainsaw:
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Evil Red wrote:Gross. That's easy for God to say, he (or she) is exempt from welfare taxes.:chainsaw:
hahahahahaha:metal:
"Being bad feels pretty good.... huh?"

[quote="dbl bass drummer"]You really are fucked up aren't you?....[/quote]

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HA!
I'll see your vagina, oh wait... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! And raise you a jailbait!

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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skipp666 wrote:HA!
I'll see your vagina, oh wait... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! And raise you a jailbait!
I'll see you see my vagina and see your raise, and... fuck... I'm lowering the score now. Bwahahaha! :D

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^BWAHAHAHA!!! :D

OK,
I know I'm going to get alot of shit for this but...

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?


[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.
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What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?


[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASfdh;sdfi;fgiuogfiuofgu9gf90u!!!
I about pissed myself that was so funny! :metal:
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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Is that a Pacifico in her hand???? or should I say up her cooter? Can I get some salt and lemon with that??


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"Being bad feels pretty good.... huh?"

[quote="dbl bass drummer"]You really are fucked up aren't you?....[/quote]

:cheers: chee-ahs!

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What's left of Ryan's sister after a coked out fuck-o-rama!

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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skipp666 wrote:What's left of Ryan's sister after a coked out fuck-o-rama!

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Oh snap....

I was thinkin more on this half though

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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].

WWMKD?

[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]

RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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nevermind.........
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haha!
I made the Devil do it.
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