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News Flash – Anal Judicator is "More Metal Than All Of You"
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:17 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
Combined.
That’s right, I know all of you have been waiting patiently, salivating at the very thought of it, and NOW the day is finally here….
The latest installment from Anal Judicator! Get ready to have your stupid, little, feeble brain whacked around by this aural onslaught of pure unadulterated brutalness. Inspired by one of my brilliant entries in RTBFTBG, I am assured you will never be the same. Trust me, prepare to be utterly crushed.
Next up on the docket:
“Violate my laws and you’ve committed a sin,
Once ye has been judged and the verdict is in,
your anus will be left all red, chapped, and swollen.
With ass in the air, you proudly display, your CUM COATED COLON!!!”
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:49 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
yep, I figured it would leave you speechless.
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:50 pm
by Six6VI
Request sent. Happy?
Lee
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:50 pm
by The Green Manalishi
omg.
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:46 pm
by Big Dave
lol that liitle map of the colon is too funny
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:20 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
The Green Manalishi wrote:omg.
I thought that would blow your mind eh.
I just accpeted everyone's requests yo. Thank you all.
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:32 pm
by dying to see
Wow Jody, that shit was purdy fuck'n brutal as hell man. Seems like you're actually trying these days with your writing! And do I detect some sweeps thrown in there? Nicely done dude. Anyways, can your little bitch ass get your shit together to bring Anal Judicator live? Or am I doomed to deal with just a recording?
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:45 am
by imperator_Drakul
dying to see wrote:Wow Jody, that shit was purdy fuck'n brutal as hell man. Seems like you're actually trying these days with your writing! And do I detect some sweeps thrown in there? Nicely done dude. Anyways, can your little bitch ass get your shit together to bring Anal Judicator live? Or am I doomed to deal with just a recording?
I'm thinking the upcoming annual show in the woods would be the best place for this, as all of the bands that are of this nature perform in such places!
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:15 am
by LIVE FO RETSINIM
1. I already have a band that plays live which is at least as brutal... Vulgarizer. I get all my live performance needs from there. It's pretty much the same shit jus tminus the midi.
2. It would take longer to set up the gear than it would to play the 7 minutes of material I have so far.
3. over half the music is midi based. It would be playing along to a cd basically.
4. aj is just too brutal to play live. The earth would implode. real life metalacalype shit, and I saw deathklock live.... nothing happened. The shit would really go down and hit the fan if it was ever to happen.
5. maybe someday if I could find people to play the instuments to the cd or soemthing, after I get mroe material.
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:55 am
by dying to see
1. I know Vulgarizer, and I have only one thing to say to that... you guys wanna play the woods show again?
2. I'll make sure you have an expert team of crack [and by crack, I mean the drug] people to assist you.
3. I don't mind you playing 7 minutes to a cd, it would rule to hear it
4. So what if the world implodes, you really think thats a bad thing? The world seems to be in a hurry to end itself, you'd be just assisting in the suicide.
5. Jesus you're an excuse making bitch, just train a monkey to play drums, and thats all you really need there