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Detroit Too Broke to Bury Their Dead
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:25 am
by Blake NWR
Whoa...
At 1300 E. Warren St., you can smell the plight of Detroit.
Inside the Wayne County morgue in midtown Detroit, 67 bodies are piled up, unclaimed, in the freezing temperatures. Neither the families nor the county can afford to bury the corpses. So they stack up inside the freezer.
More here:
http://money.cnn.com/2009/10/01/news/ec ... /index.htm
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:57 pm
by Project Undead Vish
Time to crack open a cold one. I smell sexy time!
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:04 am
by Blonde leading the blonde
Project Undead Vish wrote:Time to crack open a cold one. I smell sexy time!
You know... you may be onto something here. Maybe if they just charge admission, they can earn the money to bury the dead.
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:10 pm
by dbl bass drummer
Project Undead Vish wrote:Time to crack open a cold one. I smell sexy time!
A beer or one of the bodies? Both?
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:08 pm
by wadruid
dbl bass drummer wrote:A beer or one of the bodies? Both?
Pretty sure he was referring to a body...
Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:20 pm
by Project Undead Vish
It's hard to have sexy time with a can of beer.
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:35 am
by Ciaran
Speak for yourself Vishy. Shouldn't there be a song about this?
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:18 pm
by dbl bass drummer
Ciaran wrote:Speak for yourself Vishy. Shouldn't there be a song about this?
Necrophelia without beer? Tsk tsk.... I'm not so sure I want to hang oout with you again now.
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:55 am
by Ciaran
I'm just sayin' that I can have sexy time with a can of beer. By myself or not. And as far as beer and corpses, well thats a whole other can. Of worms.
Sorry, bad puns are like an itch some times.
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:40 am
by Jenzy
Well Detroit can just take a hint from Sweden (I think that's where I heard they were doing this) they are now burning the bunnies they kill due to overpopulation to create energy.. . .
Bunny power. . . .were the hell is the energizer bunny now. . .
