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(248): thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
(828): So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
(630): You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
(608): Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
[color="Red"]Twitter... because texting whilst driving [i]isn't[/i] dangerous enough...[/color]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
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"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]
Here's an actual conversation I had with a friend from Vegas who went to see Poison in California:
(702) Dude, show is kicking ass. Tried to throw my bra but wasnt skanky enough
(541) Use it as a panty slingshot
(702) Thats y we r friends!!
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Win.
(917): Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
[color="Red"]Twitter... because texting whilst driving [i]isn't[/i] dangerous enough...[/color]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]
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oh lordy!
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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DAMMIT!! You beat me to it! Yes, I thought of her too.-deathboy- wrote:oh lordy!
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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-deathboy- wrote:oh lordy!
taking a ride on the roflcoaster here and of course i immediately thought of the evil one:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
OH BWAHAHAHAHA!!!Blake NWR wrote:DAMMIT!! You beat me to it! Yes, I thought of her too.
*wipes tears*
I love you guys.
I made the Devil do it.
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ok so, this one wins the internet!
(313): I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
(313): I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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I haven't been on that site in almost a month... I am missing out on so much
[color="Red"]Twitter... because texting whilst driving [i]isn't[/i] dangerous enough...[/color]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]
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From what I'm told, my father inlaw took a little video of just that with his phone and then sent it to my mother inlaw, much to her horror.
Yeah, he's that kind of twisted.
Yeah, he's that kind of twisted.
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I hope they actually post this one I sent in...
425- Since when was posting Lady Gaga lyrics as your status on Facebook considered cool?
425- Since when was posting Lady Gaga lyrics as your status on Facebook considered cool?
[color="Red"]Twitter... because texting whilst driving [i]isn't[/i] dangerous enough...[/color]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."
Me on Myspace - [url]http://www.myspace.com/johndevosofficial[/url]
Me on YouTube - [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/johnthedrummer88[/url]