Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!

skipp666 · Post by **skipp666** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:52 am

Let me just point out that he's your cat, so do it your own damn self!

Lala666 wrote:Hungry: Damien (my cat) needs his litter boxed clean!!!

HeavyMetalHamster · Post by **HeavyMetalHamster** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:26 am

skipp666 wrote:Let me just point out that he's your cat, so do it your own damn self!

Stop picking on Ryan, he's a human being too.

LIVE FO RETSINIM · Post by **LIVE FO RETSINIM** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:21 am

It’s so fucking awesome now that ryan is gone
Laying in the garbage like a bloody tampon
Actually, tampons get way too much puss for this twit
Flush him down the toilet that piece of shit.

BigHurknFrontman · Post by **BigHurknFrontman** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:49 pm

Picture RYAN playing both parts in this video:

http://www.2girls1cup.com/

Drew · Post by **Drew** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:57 am

Fuckin' gawd damnit don't let this thread drop!
Ryan's junk hunting ways aren't ever gonna to stop
His craving for asslips and ball sacks is strong
If we don't alert the world, then that would be wrong ....

Who's Christmas wish is to be anally invaded?

Who's New Years goal is to have his asshole blockaded?

WORDS THAT RHYME DICTONARY

GLOSSARY OF GAY/RYAN SLANG TERMS

Drew · Post by **Drew** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:10 am

RYAN!

Who is an expert at cruisin' the mens room?
Who farts aloud to broadcast ass perfume?
Who sends foot tapping love calls, then crawls under the stalls?
Who might get arrested while his butthole is being molested?

LIVE FO RETSINIM · Post by **LIVE FO RETSINIM** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:15 am

Merry Christmas mother fucker
And fuck you old Saint Nick
Ryan the biggest Faggot
Sucks a big fat dick
He takes it in the ass this most holy of nights
He sucks a lot of cock and he never bites
If he was gone forever it would be too near
Hope that you catch AIDS and a happy New Year.

LIVE FO RETSINIM · Post by **LIVE FO RETSINIM** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:29 am

Let it be known to my people, one and all
Ryan is the biggest faggot, no need to rent a hall
We can have the ceremony out back in the old tool shed
Cause the only ones attending is him and his uncle Ned. (the one that molested him)

Drew · Post by **Drew** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:34 am

You truely have missed your "calling" dood. You should be writing comedy, you put me to SHAME!

LIVE FO RETSINIM · Post by **LIVE FO RETSINIM** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:16 am

Who is finally gone and not a second too soon,
Who is now 32 and still has never got poon???

imperator_Drakul · Post by **imperator_Drakul** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:48 pm

ryan
he loves to suck and swallow big messy white drip
in prison in the shower he'll intentionally slip
let gargantuan inmates stick their flutes in his raw beehive
from their pulsating hard cocks does he ever thrive
ryan, when he says he wants dick yo, yo, he ain't lyin' (was that rhyme already used?)
loves to wrestle naked with men like herc and the nemean lion
fuck ryan, when he can't blow a smokestack he starts cryin'
ryan

skipp666 · Post by **skipp666** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:10 pm

ShitCock= Knock knock.
Skipper= Who’s there?
ShitCock= Ryan.
Skipper= Ryan who?
Ryan= The world’s biggest faggot!

Skipper= DAMN IT!

*Background Singers*
Bum Buuu Buuu Buuu Bum

Why won’t you talk to me when lubing your ass?
We laugh and played and even rolled in the grass!

Please forgive me for I have sinned.
I did not know, she was your kid!

I thank you for the files you sent me.
Sorry though, you can’t see me pee!

Sure, Bull’s are huge from what I hear.
But dude,
Who the fuck gets it from a bull???

Adremelech · Post by **Adremelech** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:01 pm

RYAN!!

Who grabbed the goat, and gobbled his scrote?

Project Undead Vish · Post by **Project Undead Vish** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:41 pm

Ryan!

Who resurrected this thread when it was almost dead?

skipp666 · Post by **skipp666** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:18 pm

I feel much relief now that this thread is back! I felt naked dirty without it!

imperator_Drakul · Post by **imperator_Drakul** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:22 pm

ryan is the wretched fart smeller always willing to take a huff
ryan the silly faggot fuck who loves prison men who are fat and buff
to screw him in the butt while he picks his drug faded nose
when the dude's done ryan will stop to lick the white from his hose
and then stick the booger back into his wet butt crack and set it on fire
when it comes to probing ryan anally with ANYTHING, nothing else can get him higher

Project Undead Vish · Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:31 am

skipp666 wrote:I feel much relief now that this thread is back! I felt naked dirty without it!

LAWD YES! I was feeling really depressed until it was raised from the dead. Does the minister even know that this thread is now Jesus-like?

Morbid · Post by **Morbid** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:19 pm

Holy shite, this is like The Ultimate Thread Pt. Deux

LIVE FO RETSINIM · Post by **LIVE FO RETSINIM** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:58 am

He's Ryan the biggest Faggot
And his pussy is wet
as he spreads his cheeks wide
and takes all the cock he can get
with A dick in both end, if only you could see
He spins round and round, like a rotisserie
He's the cum guzzling queen
from the planet DoucheBaG
He's Ryan the Biggest Faggot,
or for short you can just call him FAG.

imperator_Drakul · Post by **imperator_Drakul** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:42 pm

where the hell is he anyways? and how was the show last night with immortal D? couldnt make it to that one:whine:

Project Undead Vish · Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:14 am

Who cares where he is? I'm just glad he's not posting. Knock on wood.

skipp666 · Post by **skipp666** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:04 pm

He got busted stealing Wi-Fi from the QFC on Broadway.

imperator_Drakul wrote:where the hell is he anyways? and how was the show last night with immortal D?

LIVE FO RETSINIM · Post by **LIVE FO RETSINIM** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:39 am

maybe he was eaten by a cougar or torn apart by bears
possibly off'd himself, but in the end, who cares?
It seems he's gone from our lives and that's all that matters
free drinks all around, and hey, where's my cheese platters?

Project Undead Vish · Post by **Project Undead Vish** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:22 am

I imagine him rolling in poo
In a dirty bath house where gay men screw
4 cocks at once penetrating his ass
he'll be like cum geyser when he gets gas

Adremelech · Post by **Adremelech** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:39 pm

Who's the fag who went bye-bye? Who's actually gayer than this guy?

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