Ryan is the Biggest Faggot -the board game!!!!!
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Thank you very much sir for this wonderful bump,Adremelech wrote:Bump. Better revive this thread before it dies.
There will be more rhymes about ryan and his man when they hump,
Fore the quarter was long, wet, cold, and bleak,
But at last I am finally entering the final weak.
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sharklive6 wrote:since the second week nothing in this thread has came close to annoying me
but I got to say your being way to nice and fluffy enough to make someone fall asleep.
just giving you a tip or two on how to be more harsh
got to say I am enjoying every moment of it ahhahahha lmao
It's great that you're enjoying every moment of this thread, because it will never go away.
Now go back to giving some guy his great head, because we all know that you are still gay.
fecal matter and penis batter, ryan loves them both but prefers the latter.
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"
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Ryan...
On New Year's Day, he'll still be gay
a cum guzzler through and through
Another year, doomed to be queer
the biggest faggot, yes it's true
Happy New Year's Fag!
On New Year's Day, he'll still be gay
a cum guzzler through and through
Another year, doomed to be queer
the biggest faggot, yes it's true
Happy New Year's Fag!
The only "investment" with a guaranteed high rate of return is EDUCATION. Go rent a cheap shack and get your asses back to college or trade school. Don't come out until you're not stupid anymore~ Pat the Wise!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
GOD DAMN that was funny!
I'm going to get some nachos tonight for sure! I'll be thinking of your sweet cheeks shitmouth!
GOD DAMN that was funny!
I'm going to get some nachos tonight for sure! I'll be thinking of your sweet cheeks shitmouth!
horhey wrote:fecal matter and penis batter, ryan loves them both but prefers the latter.
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
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RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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a tear drops from the vish's eye as he reflects on the beauty of horhey's poetic stylings.horhey wrote:fecal matter and penis batter, ryan loves them both but prefers the latter.
he loves it when men fondle his sack, rub their nuts on his face and blow their load on his back.
infact, when they're done and think that they're leavin'
ryan's scabbed up rear entry starts shittin' out semen.
"thats heinous!" ryan's man screams as he pulls out from his anus.
"gayness!" ryan yells as his man runs for the door.
"i swear i wont eat nachos before sex anymore!"
Hate the religion and pity the believer.
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RTBFTBG is back in full force!!!
Almost as much devastation as ryan’s parent’s divorce,
See, his dad was a faggot
And his mom is a whore,
He had a small penis
So she showed him the door
After 9 months of doing hardcore retard porn
She rushed to the hospital and ryan was born
When he fell out of her pussy, the fluids splashed all about
The Head-Nurse caught herpes, the Doctor the gout
They bundled him up to take him home
The diagnosis was positive for Down syndrome
Now Ryan grew up without a male presence in the house,
That’s why he’s a pussy who cowers like a mouse.
He got picked on and beat up everyday in school
He never had a girl or a chance to use his tool
Gay cruises is where you find him nowadays, they call him the “skipper”
He’s known for sticking orange parking cones up his ass without even a whimper
He’s also known for the biggest gay gang bang
Four dicks inside what he calls his “pleasure thang”
The depraved shit he does, you all wouldn’t believe
Hopefully soon, off this planet he’ll leave.
Almost as much devastation as ryan’s parent’s divorce,
See, his dad was a faggot
And his mom is a whore,
He had a small penis
So she showed him the door
After 9 months of doing hardcore retard porn
She rushed to the hospital and ryan was born
When he fell out of her pussy, the fluids splashed all about
The Head-Nurse caught herpes, the Doctor the gout
They bundled him up to take him home
The diagnosis was positive for Down syndrome
Now Ryan grew up without a male presence in the house,
That’s why he’s a pussy who cowers like a mouse.
He got picked on and beat up everyday in school
He never had a girl or a chance to use his tool
Gay cruises is where you find him nowadays, they call him the “skipper”
He’s known for sticking orange parking cones up his ass without even a whimper
He’s also known for the biggest gay gang bang
Four dicks inside what he calls his “pleasure thang”
The depraved shit he does, you all wouldn’t believe
Hopefully soon, off this planet he’ll leave.
[b]R.I.P. Chelsie[/b]
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Hard work never killed nobody, but I ain't taking no chances.
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This kicks ass when you imagine the Beastie Boys singing it.LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:RTBFTBG is back in full force!!!
Almost as much devastation as ryan’s parent’s divorce,
See, his dad was a faggot
And his mom is a whore,
He had a small penis
So she showed him the door
After 9 months of doing hardcore retard porn
She rushed to the hospital and ryan was born
When he fell out of her pussy, the fluids splashed all about
The Head-Nurse caught herpes, the Doctor the gout
They bundled him up to take him home
The diagnosis was positive for Down syndrome
Now Ryan grew up without a male presence in the house,
That’s why he’s a pussy who cowers like a mouse.
He got picked on and beat up everyday in school
He never had a girl or a chance to use his tool
Gay cruises is where you find him nowadays, they call him the “skipper”
He’s known for sticking orange parking cones up his ass without even a whimper
He’s also known for the biggest gay gang bang
Four dicks inside what he calls his “pleasure thang”
The depraved shit he does, you all wouldn’t believe
Hopefully soon, off this planet he’ll leave.
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BWAHAHA! Kick it!
Adremelech wrote:This kicks ass when you imagine the Beastie Boys singing it.
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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Ryan may be the biggest faggot, but you are the biggest dumbass.MadMax wrote:Ryan is the biggest faggot in the world
Love 'im to pieces, feed 'im in a high-chair
when houseflies ruled the world....
So here I sit, without a chair.
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MadMax wrote:Ryan is the biggest faggot in the world
Love 'im to pieces, feed 'im in a high-chair
when houseflies ruled the world....
So here I sit, without a chair.
God I hate you
and there is no doubt
I would like to insert my fist into your skull
and push your brians right out
I would stomp your head with the heel of my shoe,
then on your face I'd take a poo
then I would kick you in the balls
and stop anyone from making 911 calls
Pull your arms out from their sockets
and pick up a tooth to keep in a locket
I would break all your ribs
and bury you in a ditch
You are one faggot loser
I would GLADLY make my bitch.
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okay, this is the first time that i am actually going to contribute a poem to the thread.
Listen close, because this story is true
Ryan is so poor, he lives in a shoe
His favorite pass-time is stabbin poo
no matter how much he tries, he still has no clue
Listen close, because this story is true
Ryan is so poor, he lives in a shoe
His favorite pass-time is stabbin poo
no matter how much he tries, he still has no clue
Hate the religion and pity the believer.
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How about I rip your other leg off and shove it up your ass with the one that's already up there? Then you and chemical boy can get matching his and her wheelchairs.
So tell me, which one of you is the bitch? I'm leaning towards you!
So tell me, which one of you is the bitch? I'm leaning towards you!
MadMax wrote:kick your ass goldie locks
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Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
Originally Posted by Shitcock Jr
Skipp and the Spice 5[the first pressing of "Douche, the cleaner of the beast" gets my fist in the air everytime!!!].
WWMKD?
[SIZE="1"]"Fatwa has been declared on my ass by the Joanothin. AKA Hippie Gnome."
- Skipp666 (Oct. 5th, 2007)[/SIZE]
RIP Mr. Reed :whine:
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